Blue lobster
a blue lobster is the activity in which a girl will do nitrous and give head to a guy until she literally dies choking on his or her p-n-s and then you take a picture.
i have a blue lobster on my hands, get the wood chipper.
(n) blu lobb(stur) – the most morally liberal of girls. finding a girl who will do nearly anything in bed, with any amount of man, woman, or animal is a rare feet on par with finding a blue lobster. these ladies are henceforth dubbed blue lobsters for the seeming rarity with which they are found.
when the girl i met at the club texted me a picture of herself surrounded by three c-cks and c-m dripping from her chin i knew without a doubt i was dealing with a real blue lobster!
hey frank, i’m feeling strong tonight. let’s go find some blue lobsters and have a bukaki party!
toretto! toretto! a blue lobster came into my house, disrespected my whole family because somebody narc’d me out! and you know what? it was you!
a s-x position, like -n-l doggy-style, but you’re lying on your tummy.
oh! richard! keep doing that blue lobster on me!
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