blue tan


1)the kind of tan you get from sitting in front of a computer monitor for 20+ hours a day.
2)smurfs and dark elves might also be discribed as having a blue tan, but this is due to having an insatiable blueberry fettish
–“aww man..i was up all night writing a d-mn paper..”
–“ya dood, i can tell, cause your kick’n (sport’n) a nice blue tan.”

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