blue train
a drink common among the dodgier elements of the cape town population.
one makes a blue train by filtering methylated spirits through a loaf of bread in order to remove the bitter-tasting purple dye (in south africa, the dye is mandatory in order to prevent it’s use as a beverage). since only the dye is removed, not the kerosene, methanol, isopropanol etc, it gets you smashed off your head, but may cause vomiting, headaches, seizures, blindness and/or death.
it is called blue train because the thoroughly dyed loaf resembles the blue train, an ultra-luxury overnight p-ssenger train between joburg and cape town.
dave’s actually started drinking blue train. now that’s a rock-bottom alcoholic!
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