blueberry muffin

when a girl wears clothes that are too small, particularly jeans. tight jeans push up the fat on her hips, which spills over the sides of the pants like the top of a m-ffin around the wrapper.
also called cupcake.
it happens every may. you come back from school only to find your female friends from high school getting fatter and fatter. the term blueberry m-ffin describes a girl who, despite meeting that description, continues to wear the same clothes she did in high school. if you haven’t made the connection between the girl and the m-ffin, take a look at the part of the m-ffin which flops over the wrapper.
-from collegehumor.com
jamie has turned into a blueberry m-ffin, but i would still cover her in my frosting.
the p-n-s after an -n-l cream pie. from the blueish green tint to the substance.
after doing her in the -ss, she gobbled on the blueberry m-ffin.
a synonym for leinenkugel’s sunset wheat beer, which tastes suspiciously of blueberry m-ffins.
hey, let have some blueberry m-ffins and sit in the hot tub!

man, someone drank the last of my blueberry m-ffins.

want a pbr? nah, i have blueberry m-ffins.
in certain cultures, especially in military tours to afghanistan, asking for a ‘blueberry m-ffin’ at a m-ssage parlor means to get a hand job at the end in exchange for a big tip.
person 1: i got a m-ssage today at fob shank m-ssage parlor.
person 2: did you get a blueberry m-ffin at the end?
person 1: yeah, it cost me an extra $20.
part of the bro code

when a bro is intoxicated and chatting-up a girl (one of exceptionally bad quality), it is another bros responsibility to warn his bro of the bad decision he is about to make.

in this situation the term “blueberry m-ffins” is subtly used as code for “get the f-ck out of there! abort abort!”.
bro sees his bro in trouble and subtly codes to him: “dude!! lets go get some blueberry m-ffins!”
a blueberry m-ffin is a diseased v-g-n-.
i had s-x last week and now im pretty sick – that girl must’ve had a blueberry m-ffin.

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