Blues Clues

a childrens tv show with a strange man in a green stripey shirt. he lives in a 2-d house with his blue dog and enjoys talking to salt shakers and going into a magical world inside paintings.
blues clues scares me.
one of the best shows ever. of course until steve “went off to college” and was replaced by joe, the f-cking h-m-s-xual. steve did not go to college. in fact, he went to jail for being a crackhead. he came back to the show during one episode and he had a buzz cut.

no but seriously, that was the best show ever! what other show had salt and pepper shakers and couches and tables and shovels that could talk? oh and what show has paintings that you can jump into and walk around (eventhough the places you go while you’re in the painting are not what is actually depicted in the painting while it is hanging on the wall). i want a mailbox that talks to you, throws up your mail into your lap, and stretches all the way fomr its post through your window, all the way over to to where you are sitting on your huge chair next to the tlaking sidetable, who’s name, btw, is sidetabledrawer.

serious acid trip.
blue’s clues fan:: “where’d you get your buzz cut steve?”

steve:: “from f-cking prison!!”
a once fun and cute show for pre-schoolers and younger elementary kids.
orignally had steve (human male), blue (female blue dog), mr. salt (a salt shaker), mrs. pepper (a pepper shaker), and a mailbox who came in and out once per episode to deliver ‘mail time!’

blue would leave 3 clues that steve and the viewers would write down in the handy-dany notebook and procede to look around for more (and take mail time where steve gets a letter from kids) and talk to the various creatures and animals.

later; steve (went to collage in real life) and ‘left’ leaving blue to his brother, joe. after came a bunch of new animals and creatures and kind of sucked the orinally fun out of the show.
original blues clues is what i watched as a little girl.
a s-xual position in which you and your partner watch an exerpt from a p-rnographic film and then the male “blue-scadoos” into the bed and you have to do exactly what you just saw.
my favorite position is blue’s clues, but i have to use caution about what film i pick.
blue’s clues is one of the best shows ever. i love blue and magenta. and the host joe is not asian and will not cook blue and magenta than dip them in soy sauce. stupid brad n trev.
blue rox sox.
blue’s clues is the coolest show on nick jnr
a program with a blue, talking dog
joe and blue
the dark blue, or black spots under the eyes or across the cheek bones of a woman that indicate she is in the process of being house/kitchen trained.
“did you see those blues clues? something tells me john has been teaching his wife her place.”

“that is going to be some mighty fine cleaning specimen there once those blues clues fade”