bluetooth prank and wank
the s-x fetish of bluetooth hacking ble (bluetooth low energy device) enabled s-x toys such as the lovense hush, for the purposes of masturbation or s-xual arousal
when solely done for hacking purposes it’s simply called “screwdriving”(term coined by the man who discovered the security flaw.
wife: “dammit, jim, stop hitting the activation b-tton, i’m at work!”
husband: “it’s not me. it’s probably someone driving around having a bluetooth prank and w-nk, again! hey, why do you have it on at work? ”
wife: “see you later, babe..gotta go” *click*
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