Bluetooth Tourettes
tourettes induced behavior from walking and talking on your bluetooth headset. this is best witnessed when all you see is a gesticulating kn-b walking down the street oblivious to all around them. or, in a busy restaurant where the bluetooth tourette suffer douchebag announces to all patrons his plans for the evening.
watch out! that guy obviously has bluetooth tourettes! he almost mowed me down!
the mall is full of bluetooth touretted freaks today! bunch of kn-bs walking around, not watching were they’re going, swearing like sailors.
hey! this restaurant is full of bluetooth tourette heads. i’m so glad i know what these ding dongs are doing for the rest of the week!
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