Bluffton
a little podunk town just south of fort wayne. kids usually deny their residence and claim to be from fort wayne out of embarr-ssment. taken over by apostolics whom have purposely gone around and destroyed all fun in the entire city. for your own sanity, do not enter.
person 1: are you from bluffton?
person 2: h-ll no, never heard of it. i’m from fort wayne.
the sh-t -ss town that everyone wants to come to, the kids hate, and yet they never leave. sh-t hole. too much growth. horrible children. sh-t school system. no real education. even the libraries suck. teenagers are bored to death so become wh-r-s and drug lords. dead end. do not enter, or you will die, become pregnant or catch some gross -ss std and be trapped here forever. say goodbye to the real world. your life ends here. true story, bro.
bluffton is full of bored dumb sl-ts.
getting a bl-w j-b while upperdeckering
guy 1: i wanna try and hookup with that girl
guy 2: dont try to hard
guy 1: what do you mean?
guy 2: shes a huge sl-t she gave me a bluffton in the library bathroom
guy 1: respect
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