Blum Bump


a traffic hazard officially named “curb bulbout”. named after the mayor of santa barbara, marty blum, who allowed these hazards to be constructed in street intersections.
synonyms: “peaks of destruction”, “claws of death”, “street pinchers”, “artery cloggers”, “cyclist hazards”.
that car hit the blum b-mp when he turned. that blum b-mp needs to be repainted red because of the tire marks.

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