blumage
blumage (bloo-muhj)
blumage describes the extent to which a person resembles film and television actor jeff goldblum. hair, build, and clothing may contribute to visual resemblance; however vocal inflections, mannerisms, and general expressions (including but not limited to extensive quotations from jur-ssic park) may also const-tute blumage.
thanks to the gl-sses and black leather jacket, his blumage is especially noticeable today.
dan has much greater blumage than jack.
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