Blump monkey


the act of a woman giving a man a bl-w j-b on the toilet, and as he c-ms in the girls mouth, as she stops giving head, and the s-m-n pours down the mouthbof the woman. she then stands up, and starts acting like a monkey, and then goes back to giving head to the male.
sarah gave cole a blump monkey, as he was dissatisfied later that night.

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