blumpkin
the delicately balanced art of getting your c-ck sucked while taking a dump.
morty made frequent trips to the office restroom, but never when the janitor who calls costa rica is there, because that janitor like to give blumpkins.
blumpkin spotted
to recive a bl-wj-b with defecating (taking a dump) the best of two worlds. this is universal, i can’t believe it wasn’t in here before!
that new jersey hooker gave me a blumpkin and a scorching case of genital warts for $3.62
receiving a bl-w j-b while taking a sh-t. if done to perfection, than you will die. if both c-m and sh-t excape your body at the same time, then yes you die. if you dont believe me try and find someone who has.
there are no examples for a blumpkin. everyones dead.
giving a bl-wj-b to someone while they are deficating
guy- give me blumpkins now b-tch!
crackwh-r– as long as i get paid for this sh-t….
when a guy is sitting on the sh-tter dropping a deuce and his old lady is given him some head, best used after a hard night of drinking and that first beer sh-t of the day. can also be used as a nickname.
1. that girl gave the best blumpkin’
2. hows my blumpkin’ this morning
the act of a female drawing a male phallus into her mandibular oraface, while said male evacuates fecal-matter from his r-ct-m.
after i knocked the crack wh-r-‘s teeth out, i made her give me a toothless blumpkin.
getting a bj while taking a m-ssive sh-t…
“dude i was taking the greatest sh-t, then all of a sudden my chick just gave me a blumpkin!!!
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