blumpkin blast
the act of holding your partner upside down while sh-tting on the toilet, as they give you head and you finger blast their -ss or v-g-n- at the same precise moment.
i cant believe tom arnold could even hold rosanne upside down, never mind stomach a blumpkin blast with her!
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