Blumpkin Cherry Bowl
contrary to popular belief, this is not the first time a blumpkee receives a blumpkin.
this occurs when the blumpkee’s deuce is in the form small terds no larger than 1/2 inch in diameter. the ibaa(the international blumpkin -ssociation of america) also requires no less than 10 terds to be considered a blumpkin cherry bowl. less than 10 is considered to be a blumpkin cupa cherries.
i wasn’t sure if it was an official blumpkin cherry bowl last night until i actually counted the terds. i though it was only 9 but the dingle berry i had dropped off at the end.
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