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Blumpkin King

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• Blumpkin Pie

  the act of performing oral s-x while the receptor is defecating is referred to as a blumpkin. the feces produced during this event is known as the blumpkin pie. that blumpkin pie after thanksgiving dinner was really delicious, i think it had some corn in it. blumpkin pie is a delicious home made recipe that […]

• Bluntcaking

  this is a s-x move performed by two women. one woman eats nothing but cheese for many days and does not p–p regularly. eventually, she allows herself to take a huge dump, and the two girls use the resulting t-rd, which is referred to as a bluntcake, as a double ended d-ld-. to enhance the […]

• blurkey

  when a fat black cat curls her front paws up under her body while her back is rounded, causing her to resemble a turkey. the act of blurkifying. salem sleeps on the back of the sofa all blurkified.

• Bnack

  when you come back to a chat room, skype call, ect.. and the reason for your departure was to get a snack you say bnack. it is much more convenient for lazy people then explaining. pr-nounced b-nack. mixes back and snack .originated from a typo. conrad tiberius woods1234: bnack. killerbyte1023: cool… what are you eating? […]

• boatnitized

  when you’re at a boat party and forget about all your troubles. i was so boatnitized i lost track of the time.

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