Blumpkin Pinata


the art of receiving a blumpkin while on the toilet and after filling the woman’s mouth full of your “candy,” you beat her with your d-ck!
1-“dude jaron, did you hear what happened last night?”
2-“no, what?”

1-“i caught amanda at a restaurant last night cheating on me so i grabbed her brought her into the bathroom stall and forced her to give me a blumpkin pinata.”
2-“no way!”

1-“ya i gave her a black eye and everything”

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