Blumpkin Salad
while a girl is giving you the blumpkin (taking a sh-t on the can while receiving a bl-w j-b), your stomach becomes sour and end up vomiting all over her hair. this can be caused by excess drinking (blumpkin salad w/ italian dressing), or food poisoning (blumpkin salad w/ bleu cheese).
jake: dude, i gave krista a blumpkin salad last night with tons of dressing.
matt: no way, what kind of dressing?
jake: she had the bleu cheese, we went to a chinese buffet.
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