blumpkin torpedo
a variation of a blumpkin. having a woman go down on you while you are in a hot tub and dropping a t-rd that floats from up under you and hits her in the face like a torpedo.
dude, i was chillaxin with barb the other day in the hot tub, she was going down like a pro while holding her breath, but i had to drop one so bad i couldn’t hold it. it hit her in the grill and she got the blumpkin torpedo.
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