blumpkin ultra supreme
the art of receiving a bl-wj-b in the 69 position with the man on top and subsequently defecating on the performer’s face. related to the blumpkin supreme except ensuring that the fecal matter is promptly and accurately placed on the lucky recipients face.
chelsea had to have a warm shower after giving her friend a most satisfying blumpkin ultra supreme.
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