Blumpkini
a blumpkini is the act of peeing and p–ping at the same time. although this most commonly happens on the toilet, you can also perform a blumpkini in bed!
peter- “hey emma, did you do number one or number two in the bathroom?
emma- “i did both, in the form of a blumpkini!”
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