blumpkuzi
a blumpkuzi is to give somebody a ballcuzi and a blumpkin at the same time. this is a job for two people, it is literally impossible to do with one person. these two people do not include the man who is recieving the blumpkuzi.
miles: dude i heard those two girls gave you a blumpkuzi. which one gave you the blumpkin and which one was doing the ballcuzi?
dylan: haha how the f-ck am i supposed to know, i was so sh-tfaced that night.
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