Blumpkwich
the act of eating a sandwich, getting a bl-wj-b, and taking a dump all at the same time.
jesse -“why weren’t you in cl-ss”
rich – “sorry i was busy getting a blumpkwich”
jesse – “…”
rich- “yup”
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