Blumwash
when your female partner is taking a dump on the toilet, you’re performing oral s-x on her, then she pinches off a heavy t-rd which hits the toilet water and splashes your face.
“hey phil, did you know that girls don’t p–p?”
“what the h-ll are you talking about, my girlfriend gave me a blumwash last night and it was f-cking s-xy.”
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