Blunchkins


similar to blumpkins when, after eating eggs benedict, you get head while letting that sh-t loose.
yo i took my girl to “friend of a farmer” for brunch. little did she know she’d be giving me blunchkins afterwards…the little wh-r-.
receiving oral s-x while eating lunch and taking a dump at the same time… getting the best of all 3 worlds all in one!!!!!
bill clinton used to receive “blunchkins” daily because as you all may know he was a very busy man!
when you are taking a cr-p and gettin head at the same time
my girl gave me a blunchkin and i accidentally cr-ped on her face

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