Blunt Penetrating Submersive Trauma
a term commonly used among emt’s, paramedics, and firefighters to describe someone who has just been laid.
a term used to describe the act of having s-x.
a term used to describe the a type of trauma commonly suffered by those who have just been penetrated in a s-xual manner (i.e. blunt=p-n-s; penetrating=the act of s-x; submersive=entering someone with a blunt tipped p-n-s or other phalic-like object; and trauma=the resulting condition).
the other night, i left my girlfriend lying there on the bed, dripping wet, and suffering from blunt penetrating submersive trauma after doing her for over an hour!
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