bluntblocked
when you and your homies have plans all week to spark up a blunt, but at the last second, something gets in the way of your plans, and you get denied smokage.
syn: c-ckblocked
cole: hai, brian iz out on teh bluntz fer fridai.
pete: wtf son?
cole: yeh, his gf is coming and shez sxe.
pete: ooooh, he got bluntblocked.
cole: yuz. can i haz liters? dis blunt not gonna smoke itzelf.
pete: troo, sobriety: do not want.
when someone is in the act of rolling a blunt/joint and is about to lick it finished, but is then interrupted by a person causing them to hide “it” thus being blunt blocked….
guy 1: i was in my room rolling a “j” and i was almost done until my bro just walks in, i had to hide it…
guy 2: hahah dam dude you were totally blunt blocked!
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