blunted

high as a m-th-f-cka, after smoking a blunt
“me and my man got blunted”
that cat is blunted!
being under the influence of marijuana after the use of what is called a blunt, or cigar paper filled with bud.
stoner 1: how are you feelin?

stoner 2: man im so blunted.
verb

1. although a verb, it is actually the the inability to take action
2. the result of being so high from smoking a blunt you can no longer perform physical activity
3. -ssociated with the inability to close the jaw and keep eyelids open.
bob – “hey can you give me a hand with these dishes?”
blunted individual – “whaaaa………… too blunted man”
a term used to express or acknowledge how high on weed (stoned) of either yourself or a friend.
person 1: duuude yesterday i got high as f-ck on some dank sh-t and then i ate 2 whole boxes of goldfish crackers and watched flapjack for 5 straight hours

person 2: blunted
the feeling that follows smoking a blunt. it usually makes one feel tired, weak, out of energy and like you have been “blunted”. a much stronger doped feeling than smoking from a pipe or bong.
friend: dude, you wanna play a game of baseball?
stoner: nah man, i can barely move, i smoked a fatty blunt a little while ago and i’m blunted.
a state achieved after smoking excessive amounts of marijuana, resulting in one’s movement being noticeably restricted.
“mate are you ok?”

“man, i’m so blunted! i hit that bong too hard man!”