blurf
1. an expletive used to express disdain or annoyance
2. anything and everything
1. blurf! i just got a dirty sanchez!
2. carfin puddy merker! i just blurfed on your mom.
1. not having the ability to hold you liquor. this generally leads to the loss of potential lays and newly made friends. as for old friends, well hopefully they drank as much as you and no one will remember it in the morning.
tim: did you get that chicks number dude?
jay: nah, that tequila totally kicked my -ss and i blurfed all over her.
a multifaceted word that can be used to express a bad situation, unusual event, or unfortunate circ-mstance. as well as an enthusiastic response to a question. the response can be good or bad.
that exam was blurf.
do you wanna see that movie? response: blurf.
the scene where the main character died was blurf.
what she said the other night was blurf.
blog-surf
“what have you been doing all day?”
“gawker, boing boing, perez hilton, you know…”
“you spent all day blurfing!?!”
to expel air from the p-n-s.
similar to a fart or queef.
person 1: dude what’s that smell
person 2: sorry i just blurfed
person 1: oh that’s hot
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