Blurt-tard
noun; a person who, when talking on the phone constantly blurts out anything that comes into their head, regardless of thought.
man denise is such a blurt-tard. she never shuts up when we talk on the phone! one time, she told me she liked how her cats poo smelled! she’s such a blurt-tard.
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