blurtIMing


when you tend to hit enter after each word in an instant message conversation for no apparent reason.
lauren: so
lauren: today was
lauren: like so

lauren: much fun
lauren: i can’t
lauren: believe
lauren: we got all that
lauren: done
lauren: so fast.
lauren: it’s really
lauren: unbelievable.
anthony: yeah, nice, thanks for blurtiming me h-m-, that was a really easy story to follow

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