Blutack
non-smelly, but very sticky, smurf poo. has the tendency to get stuck between your toes and the bottom of your shoes. not very tasty to eat but great for decorating!
smurfette – “oh..yuck! pappa smurf…is this your blutac on the floor? i almost stepped on it!”
pappa smurf – “hmm…if it’s round and blue then it possibly is my blutack….can you p-ss it to me dear?”
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