BMAO
blow my -ss off.
occurs when ingesting extremely gaseous-causing foods or attemping to reenact the burrito episode from “man verus food”. you feel like you are missing the entire lower section of your digestive tract. treatment requires a visit to a digestive health specialist which may not be successful. on a postive note, you will be exempt from the phrase, “stick it up your -ss buddy” cause you don’t got one!
one day at school…
jane- hey sally, do beans make you fart.
sally- no, but your mom’s brussel sprouts always bmao
blast my astronaut off. clean version of ‘lmao’, or laughing my -ss off, for wusses that don’t like to cuss but want to stay scene.
person a: and then i said, that’s not a monkey, that’s my wife!
person b: bmao
person c: fail
brawlin my -ss off
related to the game “super smash bros. brawl.” its said whenever someone has been playing on-line alot.
guy 1: hey! wat u been doin?
guy 2: bmao
guy 1: me 2 man. cant find any1 good…
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