bmff
bmff means best motha f-ckin friend
if you were talking about your friend in a coment you could say “the bmff ever” <33
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best male friend forever
a girl's very close friend of the other gender. she can have more than one, but they are all as close to her as a bff, so n-body usually has more than one. may or may not be in love with the girl.
girl one: stop hanging out with steve, you hang out all the time.
girl two: but steve's my bmff, of course we're going to hang out.
steve: yeah, you're just jelly that you don't have one!
girl one: -cries-
best mexican friend forever
do you know jose, from east la? that guy's my bmff
something you send to someone you want to have s-xual relations with.
bmff = be my f-ck friend
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