BMO
blaze me out
coming over, bmo!
(acronym) “big man online.” a person who routinely boasts about their page traffic, brags about their number of online friends, attempts to win online popularity contests, and is overly concerned with any other worthless, false indication of their acceptance on the internet. the ultimate goal of every bmo is to win a webby award, the definitive trophy proudly declaring to the world that your 15 minutes of fame ended half an hour ago. the average bmo attempts to add every living creature on the planet to their im buddy list, because everybody knows the quant-ty of people you message with “lol” defines your value as a human being.
paulo scam-ffo from game amazon.
any middle eastern lady that walks around covered head to toe in black due to their cultural restrictions; aka black moving object
whoa, did you see that bmo just now? she had really s-xy eyes!
1. (adj.) something smelly or repulsive
2. (v.) to steal or plagiarize
3. (n.) feces
4. (n.) thief
1. aww, it is so b-mo in here.
2. that website is b-mo as f-ck.
3. i was f-cking a girl and i got b-mo all over my d-ck.
4. catch that b-mo!
black moving object.
term that soldiers in the middle east have coined for muslim women that wear a black burqa.
(watching the news) look, a bmo!
definition from somethingawful.com
(acronym) “big man online.” a person who routinely boasts about their page traffic, brags about their number of online friends, attempts to win online popularity contests, and is overly concerned with any other worthless, false indication of their acceptance on the internet. the ultimate goal of every bmo is to win a webby award, the definitive trophy proudly declaring to the world that your 15 minutes of fame ended half an hour ago. the average bmo attempts to add every living creature on the planet to their im buddy list, because everybody knows the quant-ty of people you message with “lol” defines your value as a human being.
bob, no cares about your website. you are a bmo.
bmo: bus make out
this is when you and your girlfriend or boyfriend go into the back of the bus and make out until your stop.
“dude me and ciera just had the best bmo session.”
“nice! me and jada had a sweet dfmo the other night.”
a short/slang term for a butch emo.
i think the girl over there is a bmo.
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