BMP

many will beleive that it is something microsoft use to force pdf files into their folder, but no.
it means big man’s p-n-s – do not -ssociate with wade from gta 5, as he states at his cousin’s house (when trevor overhears them talking about him) he hasn’t a very large p-n-s.
“how’s your bmp?”
“ok, how’s yours?”
“a bit slow. too many files for the folders.”
“hmm. mine has had a lot of action too recently.”
“really? what type of file?”
“the one on yo mamma!”
an image file format supported by many programs, including microsoft paint. bmp (which comes from the word “bitmap”), is intended for offline use, since bmps tend to be large in size.
bmps are not for the web!
beta male provider. these are the guys who buy women all their drinks, shower them with compliments, drive them around, and are baffled when the females aren’t s-xually attracted to them. on the other hand, alpha males take care of the female’s s-xual needs.
janet’s bmp, joe, keeps giving her flowers, taking her to movies, and is always telling her how intelligent and interesting she is to gain her approval. what joe doesn’t know is she really loves jake, the bad boy jerk who fulfills all her s-xual desires.
bathroom mirror picture

you just worked out and now you’re all swoll; gotta take a bmp. maybe later you can text it to that girl you’ve been flirting with, or if you’re vain enough, even post it to instagram. rack up those likes you social-media sl-t!
john is always taking bmps, he may have an addiction to the mirror.

check out the bmp sara texted me, it’s actually kinda hot.
is an acronym for big meanie pants; one who’s always mean and disrespectful
hannah is a bmp, she’s always so rude.
the act of switching the lights on and off in a room full of anxious onlookers while during each on switch of the lights on a naked pose is revealed. each move has a name having to do with the style of the pose.
are you ready for the b.m.p.!
1.an acronim standing for “buff my pickle” can also be used in deferent forms ie.-buffed my pickle or buffing my pickle

2.buff my pickle(pickle refering to a d-ck,c-ck,or p-n-s)

3.vulgar term-equivialent to “suck my d-ck”

4.often used by nerds when playing an online game to insult a recently defeated enemy or foe.

5.a way of showing that you are superior to someone in every way
1.owned!!bmp!!
2.this b-tch knew she wanted to bmp!!
3.my girl totally bmp last night.
4.i just killed you!!!bmp,b-tch!!!
bmp referring to bill kaulitz of tokio hotel who has a m-ssive p-n-s
“wow when i had bmp in me it felt good!”

all tom kaulitz could think of was bmp when he was jacking off.

fan girl 1:”bmp is mine”

fan girl 2:”no it is mine”

fan girl 3:”come on i think we could share bmp”

fan girl 1:”no no no no he is mine”

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