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BMW

big mouth women. gossiping women who like to discuss things behind people’s back in the office. always generating rumors and hearsay about this and that. but act rather generous and polite in front of you…
i overheard those bmws talking cr-p about john at the cafe the other day. they are annoying!

bmw k1200rs

tim thomas: bmw e60 5

vakaas tariq bm boooooooooooooooo

l337e46

1994 bmw 318is

jenniffer’s 1986 bmw 525e

i’m in the best car !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the bmw m1
possibly the greatest luxury car make.
german, bayerische motoren werke, or in english, bavarian motor works.
cars in most categories, excluding vans of any sort.
man! look at that new bmw m5!
that bmw kicks mercedes’ -ss.
german automobile maker world renown for performance sedans. they practically invented them. ///m models are notorious for going like a porsche and sticking like a lotus. a german mentality and fury burns within their engineers hearts that allows for amazing results without the use of forced induction.
“ah no son!! the lambo just got smoked by a family sedan!”
as you know, the ultimate driving machine. bmw’s combine top performance with quality, to an extreme that no other car manufacture can surpas.

mercedes-benz is just bmw’s slightly older brother. for the best results, own a mercdes and a bmw for different moods.
example 1: (on pa turnpike)

david: wow! did you see that 2005 m5 just rape that 2005 corvette? how did it do that?

evan: that’s bmw’s exquisite enginering. no j-p-cr-p or american-sh-t can touch that $80,000 work of art.

example 2: (10pm/wawa parking lot)

jerry: yo man, you tryin to race me in my just jerked off in 1999 honda civic si? i just got this new multi-colored body kit, and this new exhaust tip thats 1ft in diameter! my sh-t is set-up.

evan: absolutely, you know my stock 1999 bmw m3 will leave your j-p-cr-p in the dust.

jerry: yeah right, im gonna send your car right back to mexico.

evan: no jerry, thats where your car was made, mine is pure german.
“bavarian motor works”

“bayerische motoren werke”
1. the greatest auto manufacture…period
2. see m3…the best car ever
d-mn that m3 just burned that asain excuse for a car!
bavarian motor works! the illest car company ever! all i have to say is this, have you seen the new m5? thank you.
yo! when i grow up, i wanna be pimpim around in an m5!
1. car company that during the second world war made aeroplane engines. now have a selection of top of the range cars
2. black mans w-lly
1. mums got a bmw!
2. dads got another bmw!

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