boa constrictor
squeezing a friend until he or she can no longer breathe
how was last night?
sucked. josh hit me with a boa constrictor.
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a snake that is orignally from central and south america. many of these species are available to purchase from breeders.
look at that albino boa constrictor, that b-tch is sick!!!
this is for the ladies. tell your parter you are not on birth control so he must pull out, but you really are on bc. then till him you only do it missionary. right as he’s about to pull out wrap your legs around him and say something f-cked up like ” i want you to be my baby’s daddy”
guy: oh baby ima pull out……take your legs off me.
girl: be my baby’s daddy
guy: dude, had a pregnancy scare. she said she wasn’t on bc and wrapped her legs around me like a boa constrictor as i was about to c-m.
a bank that nickels and dimes its customers and finds every way they can do get money out of them, especially the poor.
i am planning to get my money out of the boa constrictor fast and put it in a credit union as soon as possible before they take it.
when a man takes his p-n-s and wraps it around the base of the scr-t-m,protruding the t-st-cl-s, showing similarities to a boa constricting its prey.
a. yo bro check out this boa constrictor!
b. eww gross
a woman, who, during f-ll-t–, unhinges her jaw, in order to take in an abnormally large male member.
last night, that boa constrictor had to ice her jaw after we finished.
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