boardroom boner
when you get a raging hard on from day dreaming about s-x in a boring meeting, often seconds before it ends.
does anyone think mike is paying attention to the presentation? nope he’s got a big boardroom b-n-r! quick take his briefcase and make him walk out proud.
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