boat ass


a condition which causes extreme itching of the -ss cheeks, usually from being a giant p-ssy and sitting down while you fish. this condition is often confused with bleacher b-tt which is caused from being at a boring sporting event in which you -ss itches from sitting down too much.
you better get up and fish before you get boat -ss!

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