boatfield
a term for people who enjoy rusty items and seeing how long they can hold said items in their -n-l p-ssages before sh-tting themselves. enjoys the act of chewing on pencil flab and night humping rabbit beasts. they also like to caress h-rny toads and then put previously spanked caterpillars in other persons mouths and make them chomp superhard. they are all incredibly beautiful, with the exception of any called pete, who is pug ugly and a raging h-m-s-xual with earwax problems.
“hey man, did you see that boatfield down the lane earlier today? they were getting dangerously near that pond, at least they’re hot d-mn digity fine. oh, sorry dude, i forgot you have to look at that ugly f-ck pete who’s boning your mum”
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