Bob Hemp


a most crafty way to refer to marijuana. particularly useful for dealers who solicit lay people in public, because it is obvious (“hemp”), yet anyone who overhears will -ssume you are speaking about bob hope.
stoner: sister, i heard you were interested in bob hemp

nun: i certainly am.

overhearing priest: bob hope? great choice! anyway, hail mary!

nun: that was close.

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