Bob Ross
modern painter and telivison teacher. known for his large, white-man ‘fro, punctual 30 minute painting sessions, and soothing voice. often refers to the inanimate objects (trees, rocks, mountians etc.) he is painting as real and lonely, whereby out of pity he will paint another inanimate object as a ‘friend’ to the first. paints against an all black background and is often shown on pbs in the wee hours of the morning.
“my botany professor talks exactly like bob ross. he keeps calling flowers and trees ‘happy’ and placing them near each other because he claims they will become friends. and cause of his voice, i have yet to stay awake for an entire lecture.”
bob ross
the greatest person alive. no, i’m kiddin, but you gotta love bob ross.
bob: ok. . . now, we’re gonna paint some happy little trees up here in the corner. . . that’s right. now, i want oyu all to remember, there are no mistakes, only happy accidents. you can’t make mistakes: your’re sipmyy going to paint your dreams on canvas.
(1) a great man who painted “happy trees” and made the world believe anyone could paint. (2)something that is made to look easy, but once attempted, is very difficult to do.
i tried this new cake recipe i found online and it was a total bob ross. it looked easy to make, but from the pile of goop in my oven, it’s more complicated than i thought!
a v-g-n- that is never trimmed or shaved is known as a bob ross!
i bet that ugly chick has a bob ross in her panties!
when a male has his erect p-n-s inserted in a v-g-n-, the male will insert his finger in the womans -sshole. he takes his -ss-juiced finger and wipes it on her upper lip, in a painting motion.
“i wanted whitney to smell her -ss, so i gave the b-tch a bob-ross.’
to go to the club without a bra. once a misheard dialogue from keven federline
all the roomies are going to the club bob rossin’ tonight!
it is when you get a turtle head that just barely is pushing out your -ss like a little paintbrush and you procede to draw on your partner using that turtle head while still attached to your b-tt.
last week during s-x travis gave sally a bob ross.
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