Bob Saget in a leather jacket
sit down in a reclinable armchair and proceed to have s-x with your partner. right before you finish, suddenly recline the armchair backwards while simoultaniously sitting upright, headb-tting your partner as hard as you can in order to knock them out. remove yourself from under them, but keep them laying face down in the armchair. write the name of your closest bro on their b-ttcheeks then leave the scene. from that point on, have your bro claim he was the one who did it to your partner.
girl: did you leave me to die on that armchair?
bro: what are you talking about?
best bro: nope, i did that.
girl: bob saget in a leather jacket!
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