Böblingen


town in southwest germany, quite possibly the pus-filled blister on the -sshole of the world. if you know böblingen, you’ll love to live anywhere.
person 1: i was born in böblingen.
person 2: oh sh-t, seriously? aw dude, i’m so sorry for you.
person 1: yeah, me too.

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