Bob’s Discount Furniture
bob’s discount furniture is slowly taking over america and it won’t be long until it seeks complete power over the world. bob of bob’s discount furniture is the most power hungry, blood thirsty man on the world. he has had a stranglehold on the furniture industry for the better part of two decades. he slowly took over the compet-tion and forced the owners of the other stores to become managers at his stores. these new managers live on his manor in chesterfield connecticut. he is slowly building up a militia so that he can take over ikea. it is past the point where the american government can do anything. that opportunity was lost at some point in 1998. if america were to shut down bob’s discount furniture no one would be able to have any furniture in new england.
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