body massage
a m-ssage of the body.
kid #1: “oh man, check out that thing, man.”
kid #2: “whaddaya wanna do with it?”
kid #1: “let’s launch over it!”
(a jeep pulls up)
g.i. joe: “who wants a body m-ssage?” -hums to himself-
kid #2: “uh, what did he just say to us?”
g.i. joe: “oooh… mr. body m-ssage machine go!”
kid #2: “uhhhhhh… what the h-ll?”
g.i. joe: “body m-ssage.”
to rub or m-ssage a body.
mr. body m-ssage machine, go!
a new jersey slang expression for beating the h-ll out of someone with a baseball bat. also known as a jersey m-ssage or a louisville slugger beatdown.
that -sshole tony’s been hitting on my girlfriend again. a hardcore body m-ssage, and a month in intensive care, should give him something else to think about.
used to indicate to friends that a girl is someone with whom you would like to give/receive a full body m-ssage with. it is best used in the presence of the person or when they can barely hear you so as to leave them unsure and to make them think that might be what was said, but leaving them a little unsure. when used in this way, your normal for is not used. most often said in a deep throaty voice, but can also be in pretty much an other kind of voice to emphasize and lengthen it.
as 2 friends are walking along, a hot chick p-sses by and one says “body m-ssage” to his friend as she p-sses.
body m-ssage.
body m-ssage
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