body massage machine
1. a machine which m-ssages the body
2. a large black man from the hilarious dubbed gi joe psa’s
3. a rock band from anchorage, alaska
kid 1: “oh man, check out that thing, man.”
kid 2: “whaddaya wanna do with it?”
kid 1: “let’s launch over it!”
(a jeep pulls up)
g.i. joe: “who wants a body m-ssage?” -hums to himself-
kid 2: “uh, what did he just say to us?”
g.i. joe: “oooh… mr. body m-ssage machine go!”
kid 2: “uhhhhhh… what the h-ll?”
g.i. joe: “body m-ssage.”
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