BodyBoard


the best sport to do in the whole f-cken world….standups r f-gs
lay down and get barreled… dont stand up..
see..lid
a rectangular piece of foam used to ride ocean waves. the species that uses this board is a type of hybrid. they are believed to be half human mixed with some kind of invertebrate. this half-breed can not walk, so it uses bodyboards to travel. they are most often seen at bad beach breaks. the species that uses this piece of foam are growing at an alarming rate. the animals that uses bodyboards were once consider the nerdiest something could every be, but now are only no cool.
look at all those half-breeds riding bodyboards out there

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