Bog Cock


bog c-ck is when you are so sweaty, your genitals get stuck to your leg, this is like swamp -ss but it’s on your front!
frank : oh my g-d its so sweaty today

dave : i know i think i’ve got bog c-ck

frank : dude, ive totally got swamp -ss!
bogc-ck
1. where one does a poo on the shaft of anothers c-ck
2. after doing a poo, one wipes there c-ck in the crack, leaving a smear of poo on the p-n-s
3. where one poo’s on anothers c-ck then gives a headjob

when jenny bogc-cked me, it really got my motor racing!

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