bog of eternal stench
minge, pie, sn-tch, puss, fur purse, bat cave, velvet goldmine, tunnel of love, flaps, love dungeon, hole, pokey sp-ce, tampon socket, man hole, mingus, soggy moggy, beaver, mott, front b-m, fur bucket, c-ck holster.
he sn-tched my pie, raked in my fur purse for loose change, rattled my flaps, left a snail trail through my love dungeon and disappeared into the bog of eternal stench.
a couch that reaks of feces and dead babies.
if you go to pat’s make sure not to sit on the bog of eternal stench or you will stink for a lifetime.
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